Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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