Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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