I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
4 words: hood of his car
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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