Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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