Christians are straight up FREAKS
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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