how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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