epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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