in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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