My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
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