So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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