I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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