Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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