Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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