I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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