just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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