remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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