i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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