You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Sponge bath it is.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Randomize
