If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I wish you could order shots online.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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