I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize
