i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
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