Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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