Dual....:-)
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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