could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Do you have feelings for this penis?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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