Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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