If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Gay?
German.
Pity.
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