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Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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