I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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