But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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