There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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