My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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