Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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