I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He shit in the fireplace
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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