I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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