You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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