my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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