Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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