I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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