So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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