Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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