on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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