I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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