Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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