I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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