i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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