Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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