you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Randomize
