Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
We're using joints as your birthday candles
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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