I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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