at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I want to make a zoo with you.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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