weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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